Here, life is beautiful!

susmnnh:

Queen Of Negative Self-Talk

But a queen nonetheless 

hipixit:

Wish I yelled this at a lot of people when I was a server

hipixit:

Wish I yelled this at a lot of people when I was a server

“I hate smoking sections, unless we’re talking about the movie “The Mask” with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.”
— Harris Wittels with the greatest joke of all time (via camerontlong)
“I know a guy who loves chemicals SO much….he might as well be Walter White.”
— Paul F. Tompkins on Paul Rust (who loves chemicals so much hemightaswellbeWalterWhiteoverhere)

(Source: takelotswithalcohol)

casdoingcatstuff:

If you don’t think this is the most well executed pun then we can’t be friends. 

capfly:

my favorite Reggie question

Butter

womenspiration:

Amy’s freestyle rap about butter! Hilarious!